Anyone notice I was gone?!

Ok so I haven't written. But let's face it, you don't send me flowers... oh boy i've lost it.......

While some people have been spending Christmas with their computers, some of us namely ME have been stuck in a cottage in the middle of nowhere up some unmade track with no signal, only family and sheep for company and with only a piddly fire for heat. Oh the boredom - i slept inbetween the compulsory family meals and family bonding games. Trivial Pursuit was particulary tense. Beat my whole family including my nan oh yes at table tennis. who rocks that's right me.
My mum knitted me mittens for Christmas, wee bit on the long side but awfully cool nonetheless.

I've been back in Essex for one day, met up with my chums who are great if students and got hugged by random children i used to teach and who's names i couldn't for the life of remember. Think i blagged it good though.

Am off again to East Sussex tomorrow for New Years which I am very very much looking forward to of course for no reason in particular...mmmm more presents....
On that note - if anyone has an tips on how to impress the in-laws do let me know, I'm terrified!?!

Today i have straight hair, tomorrow i will have curly hair. The mysteries of life ay, gotta have a chuckle int ya.

Good to read about all your holiday fun and games, keep it coming, although Matthew Turner if you insist on using the word 'ace' you know what a pummelin you'll get don't you?!

Ok must find clean clothes..........

The Question is... does size matter?

When it comes to the llama v hamster debate of course.

I'm inclined to think that those on the side of small rodents may be either brainwashed or a wee bit dippy - as wise as a piece of cheese you might say. People - llamas are the new black. It's not rocket science. And anyway hamsters are soooo last season...

Anywho my thoughts turn to savoury delights - cheese doritos v marmite twiglets? Both good in a sandwich and with a pint and yet so different. Anyone who hasn't tried them both together in a sandwich with a soft cheese such as laughing cow is truly missing out. But if i had to choose, I just don't know which one it'd be.

Finally i am relishing my role this week as King Herod and have been recommended for panto. What an honour. Just need to find one with a lunatic baby killing 2000 year old King and i am sorted.

ciao

Llamas v Hamsters - who will win!?

So i suppose slagging off my team mates on my blogette is out of the question ? Oh well.

I've been nagged to add to my blog, I knew this was gonna be a pain...

This week i have been mostly threatening children and stroking my team's arms in an attempt to be affectionate and sympathetic to their tactile needs. And I was in character as King Herod while threatening the blessed kiddies...well kind of.

It occurs to me that the title of my blog suggests I have thoughts on important issues but right now my brain is mush (no one say anything) so you'll have to wait. If you do have an interesting thought to share with me do let me know. I realise that some of you dear people (there's more than one of you ya slackers) can't be bothered to create a blog just so they can post comments, but do email me instead.

Finally please pray for Matt, he's a little - let's call it confused. But sings the Spice Girls' 'Two Become One' very nicely. Well done you Matthew. (hehe that's for calling me b**f**e)

ciao for now.

Thought Number 1

It occurs to me that people really do enjoy talking about themselves. You ask someone their life story they will be away for a good while. And now we have blogs. More opportunities to reflect on ourselves with the upstarted idea that other people want to know. Well. If you can't beat them...join them. Here's my blog.